Totally RAD dudes!!! It's PIZZA PAUL'S PIZZ-er uh PASTAPLEX!!! The RADDEST Pizza Shoppe(C) in the WhOLE widE WICKED WORLD!!!! With AWESOME "pepperoni" AND MONDO "cheese" that'll make your taste-buds EXPLODE!!!

We've got some AWESOME items on our menu, LIKE.....

• THE SLUDGE!!!!!!
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• """""Pizza"""""

If you EVER NEED to RING youR PAL PAUL up for some NUTRITION ASSISTANCE,,, JUST CALL!!! 2 15 4 1 3 9 15 21 19